The Cougar and The Sugar Daddy

Hello Humans,

If you are under 18, this material may not be suitable for you...So if you are, leave this blog immediately and go to do some fuckin' homework. Okeedokee, the subject of Cougars and Sugar Daddies has had the light shown on it for a while...However, Kris The Critic is more than happy to expound on the subject. There are obvious advantages and disadvantages to both. My question for you is "Are you a Cougar or Sugar Daddy?"..."Do you want to be?"

The Sugar Daddy and His Sugar Baby

This is the chance for an old wrinkled up fart to get some good loving. At a glance, it doesn't seem like a bad arrangement. Hell, when was the last time a Sugar Daddy had a young woman with an ass so tight, he could bounce a quarter off of it. Viagra has even allowed him to get that old peter to respond to stimulation. He is now in a position to even teach his little tenderoni a trick or two. Besides, he wasn't doing crap with that social security check anyway. But beware, Viagra doesn't help the rest of that broken down body. The Sugar Daddy has to be keenly aware of having an HIA...Heart Attack In Action.

The Sugar Baby sees this Bengay smellin' man as a come-up. Her younger male counterparts can offer nothing but the latest Lil Wayne lyrics. Her "Daddy" listens to her...Though the neighbors might look at her funny, isn't this better than being a full fledge prostititute. Besides, she has slept with some losers and gotten nothing out of it. She may as well get some bills paid...She soon makes 2 discoveries...1 - "Bengay doesn't taste so bad afterall"...and 2 - "I hate that fu%$^#' Viagra".

The Cougar and Her Cub

The Cougar finally gets a man who doesn't fall immediately asleep after his 3 minute deed is done. In fact, this mature feline can finally get the workout she craves from her cub. Hell, she may have to rethink this...because her younger man is just getting warmed up after round 2. "Damn, what time is his curfew?" That next day "I can't move" feeling isn't so bad, because she has trained her cub to cook and clean as well. If you had discovered how fun this was sooner, you would have never gotten married in the first place!

The Cub sees his saggy old companion as a valued financial resource. Finally, a woman who not only understands, but could fund his rap career. Not only that, he finally gets to learn which fork to use at dinner when she parades him around town. He even only has to have sex once a week, because of the recovery time her body needs. Once he gets past the old folks smell in her house, he realizes this aint so bad. Hummph, he exclaims..."Who wants a woman shaped like Beyonce anyway???"..."Oprah's shape is way more comfortable".

Where do you stand?

Kris The Critic