Good Evening Parental Units,
I know what your thinking..."This is the last Kris the Critic column I will ever read - He has lost his last marble". But, before you go back to your gossip columns, email, or mindless TV...Let The Critic enlighten you. Here is my profound thought for the evening....
JOBS SUCK!..got it...JOBS SUCKS!...say it with me....JOBS SUCK!...There we go.
Think about it. We are raised to go get that good ole edumacation (no typo, I just like saying it like that), put on our best work suit, and go beg for someone to hire us....It does go something like that, right? Are we all still on the same page? Good.
Fast forward a few work years, and we then become aware of the truth....The truth is this - Jobs suck...Here are a few reasons -
1) We usally hate them - Raise your hand if you get tickled pink by getting up at 6am - getting home at 6pm to do whatever it is you do...Exactly!
2) The employer reserves the right to can your shiftless butt at any moment for minor infractions like...taking a nap or having a few libations at lunch...or admiring the beauty of a coworker (this is now called sexual harrassment)
3) They NEVER pay for the lifestyle you really desire.
4) Time off...What's really fair is a 3 day work week and 3 months of vacation a year...When you look at the average worker's REAL productivity that's about right...
5) The word co-payment just makes me want to beat the crap out of someone....
So people...If you really believe the children are our future (hmmm...that might be a blog for another day)...then do them a favor - TEACH THEM TO HAVE THEIR OWN BUSINESS, SET THEIR OWN RULES, GUIDELINES, AND PAY - THAT IS A REAL CAREER...And to my hood brethren, this does NOT mean setting up THE CARTER on 79th street(watch New Jack City if you don't know)
THOUGHTS???
SEE YOU TOMORROW
THE LEVITE
aka
KRIS THE CRITIC
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