The Truth, The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth

Welcome Back Truth Seekers,

Sorry for the hiatus. I hope ya'll still love the coldest blogger on the planet. This read will have all of us delving into uncharted waters. Kris The Critic will examine some relationship issues that many feel are better left unsaid. Do such topics even exist? When considering the person whose bond with your being holds the highest of distinction, should such a topic exist? Granted, there are as many types of relationships as there are creatures on God's green earth. Therefore, we will reserve this discussion for the ultimate type of relationship. One based on Love. If you truly love someone, are you willing to give them - The Truth, The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth?

Kris the Critic Public Service announcement - If you are reading this with that special someone at this very moment, make up an excuse to close up this article and go do something else...The rest of us will wait (silent, uncomfortable pause). Ok, enough of the preamble mumbo jumbo. At times I tend to be slightly verbose (word of the week) - Deal with it, lol....We are about to look at a few (because there are many) reasons when the truth might be too big of a pill for our partner to swallow. I know a few of you out there are saying "I always tell the truth"...Fiddlesticks! (I'm cutting down on profanity this year) - and I like that expression. It adds a little levity to the situation. Sorry about that - I tend to ramble sometimes. So, without further adieu, here are "a few thangs" you may want to keep in the closet - or maybe not.

#5 MY MOM AND FRIENDS WERE RIGHT ABOUT YOU
This is saying that not only does your spouse's camp of advisers think you may not be worthy enough for your baby-cakes, YOUR BOO HAS STARTED TO DOUBT YOU AS WELL. This is a sure fire way to add tension to the most solid relationships. Instead, discuss problematic issues as a team.

#4 I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR COUSIN, BEST FRIEND AND YOUR DAD This is what you would call a deal breaker people. I know no reader of this site has a secret past - and none of us are perfect. Hell, sometimes true love (or lust) finds us through what I call an "Incidental-Ex Referral". If you make this known, and make your spouse feel at ease, this issue can be dealt with. So, end it now, lol...

#3 MY EX NEVER DID THIS OR WAS BETTER AT X,Y and Z Nothing makes you want to commit a felony faster than being compared to an ex- especially when you are expressing issues. It's bad enough they were more successful, good-looking, and a porn star in the bedroom. Do you have to throw it in someone's face. REMEMBER, we all do a little reminiscing.

#2 I AM IN LOVE WITH....(drumroll please) - MY COWORKER Hmmmm. Tough one. Kris The Critic goes back and forth one this one. While most affairs do occur at the workplace - This is something the cheated "on" spouse may never let die even when it is over. But the rent still has to be paid. We'll table that problem another time.

#1 YOU NEED TO FIX THIS MONEY SITUATION This is tougher for the fellas. Fact is people, most relationships go south over money. The person with the "distressed" financial situation already feels the pressure a 1000 times more than you...And there you go, telling the person who adores you with all your faults - "You better fix this" instead of "Baby, it's ok - let's make a plan"... I'd love to share the other top 1278 THINGS NEVER TO REVEAL, but ya'll don't pay enough.

So, was Kris The Critic full of knowledge OR full of baby poo (see, didn't use profanity once)? Any additions?

I love you sick mofo's

KRIS THE CRITIC