Would You Take Back An Unfaithful Spouse?

Hello Good People,

Today's topic delves into the topic of infidelity. Kris The Critic has noticed a doubled standard on this particular topic. It seems the general consensus is that women are more likely to take back that no good rat...and men are more more likely to tell that Jezebel to find a new address...Do we agree so far? Thoughts?

Kris The Critic is a huge baseball fan. Success in the game depends on a myriad of factors. It's America's favorite pastime for pete's sake. Relationships are similar. Thus, I believe in the 3 strike rule - PER OFFENSE?...I know that sounds lenient...and I'm not just saying that because I'm a man (admittedly, we are very simple creatures...some of us seemingly lacking the intelligence of a worm)...A SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP GETS STRONGER BY GETTING THROUGH ROUGH TIMES...Meaning, some of that bullshit believe it or not, is necessary for growth...Barring some super crazy I'm having a baby with yo mama type stuff, that theory holds true...Let's see...

MEN - Put your ego aside for a minute...Most of you HAVE DONE SOMETHING YO ASS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO DO? Now, I know a man is capable of sleeping with a tree if he thought it would satisfy his physical needs. Meaning..you may have cheated, but "you don't love that ho"?...We have all been there? Does that make it right? Hell no. I'm just merely stating that I realize your feelings for your main squeeze can be far superior than any other being...but, you had a moment of weakness. So fellas, why are you not so quick to take your women back if she strayed?...I'LL TELL YOU WHY...The thought of someone being bigger, better, faster, stronger or whatever makes you cringe...I know...take it in brother...I'll give you a moment...sadly it's true. In ANYTHING you do, there is always someone who may be more talented in a particular area...GET OVER IT!...IF YOU REALLY LOVE AND WANT THIS WOMEN...The soultion lies in the mental, not the physical...So go ahead and forgive her. If you feed her emotional needs, you will never have to worry about her wanting another man as much as she wants you. Now, how you do that is another blog...and it will cost you....Your Welcome.

Women - Unless you are a strict lesbian, ALL of you have had a man who has been unfaithful to some degree. If not, he is a closet homosexual (then he's really not the man for you anyway)...I think we all know this, but what about you? This is the day and age where women have more freedom than ever (financial, careerwise, etc.). Many of you are enpowered to make choices women of past years only dreamed of...Unfortunately, some of you are beginning to act like men. That's right, you know who you are. Many of you have chosen to cheat...whether it's on your man, with someone else's man, a married man, etc...SOME OF YOU ARE MORE HO-ISH THAN YOUR NO-GOOD MAN...Ok, I know what you're saying..."Not me"...Well, I bet you all know a woman like that right?...so let's continue...Anytime anyone cheats (especially women), its a sign of another issue. For a successful relationship, you MUST communicate with him...AND...ALLOW HIM TO COMMUNICATE WITHOUT HIS FEELINGS BEING COMPROMISED. This way, both of you will be less likely to stray. So I'm not saying be stupid...but If it's worth it...give him a couple more strikes before you toss his shit on the front lawn. And women, please remember...God gave you two ears and one mouth. He wants you to listen more than talk...You are welcome. Invite me to the wedding.

KRIS THE CRITIC